DRAGONS!!

As requested:

Dragons are epically cool. They fly. They breathe fire. They ravage cities. They get lots of gold and things. Everyone loves a good dragon, including me. But dragons aren't all burning and pillaging, they also love warm sand and sunny beaches. They're a bit like very large, flying, scaly cats...that can breathe fire, and eat you. But they're basically the same thing. Dragons are my favourite. Yay for dragons! Here's a picture of a dragon...I didn't take it....

This is Droofus the Dragon. He's got a lovely little lamb keeping him company. (If you haven't read How Droofus the Dragon Lost His Head by Bill Peet you need to get your priorities straight...)...

So there you are. Dragons are pretty cool. There aren't really many downsides.